I imagine for every Punter and Escort there are seminal meetings, ones which stand out because they were exceptional, awful or just downright unusual.
I had planned a future blog on bizarre meetings, but events have somewhat overtaken me today! With their permission, no, their suggestion and at the request of the two ladies concerned, Lady X and Lady M, I want to describe one such meeting I enjoyed today.
This meeting was the second threesome I had had with my two most regular ladies, which was held in a Central London hotel. By way of background, I have known Lady X for 12 months and Lady M for 9 months respectively and I have seen each lady regularly over this period. I enjoy a fantastic relationship with each and we always have both an incredible time together and a great laugh too.
Our first threesome was hot, to say the least, and I am delighted to hear both ladies have worked together since. When I suggested a second meeting, there were no protests on any side!
The afternoon got off to a silly start when Lady M and I met early to await the arrival of our hostess and had a coffee in the bar. We tried to blend in with all of the high power “suits” in the longue by having a faux meeting, with me explaining our strategy for the forthcoming presentation on my laptop. It was all very plausible until the waitress brought over our drinks and it was obvious my laptop was not even turned on!
We then had the call from Lady X to go to our meeting and we made our way to the room. So here we were ensconced in our favourite hotel, all eagerly anticipating the events ahead, but I think I am safe in saying none of us really anticipated quite what a bizarre time we would have! Bizarre in a funny way, rather than weird, I hasten to add!
Everything started pretty normally with the usual banter and we were down to the action quite quickly, as none of us could really keep their hands off the other ones and no-one wanted to feel left out. Round one was pretty frenetic and a tangle of limbs, in which Lady X described as a sexy version of Twister. It was hot stuff, mainly because Lady X had pumped the heating up to tropical proportions!
When we finished, we were all pretty much in need of refreshments, which is when things took a major turn for the surreal!
I think the main reason the meeting descended into such a hilarious event is because we all know each other individually and, therefore, have our own individual banter, as well as a collective one as well. Therefore, there were many shared jokes at the other’s expense. However, there were still several moments when either one or a pair of us were looking at the each other either quite aghast or in a state of total incredulity. On several occasions, I found myself thinking I had been transposed to a Parallel Universe.
One such moment was the revelation by Lady X she has a penchant for “liberating” goods from hotel trolleys on each visit and even knows where the store cupboard is! The revelation of her stash of hotel towels really amazed us! Suffice to say, the “butter-wouldn’t-melt” looks are a smokescreen and Lady M and I were totally shocked by her admissions!
Lady M is the thinnest member of the posse, but has a reputation, quite rightly earned, for enjoying her food with a voracious appetite. She then proceeded to trough more than her share, almost growling, wolf-like, at anyone who even attempted to get a look in. Worst still, she was last seen disappearing off at the end of the meeting with the two bags of leftovers! I am sorry to report, for the second week running, the Gu Monster strikes again! If anyone can let me know what a Gu dessert actually tastes like, I would be grateful! I keep buying the damn things, but never to try them!
Some other silly moments were: In the course of our chat, I made a bit of a discretion faux pas, which was laughed off at my expense, least of all when Lady X got my name wrong and called me a girl! Whilst we were mid-action, we heard a note being pushed under the door. I jumped up and made out it read “Guests are kindly reminded to keep the noise down when copulating!” instead, it was really an invite to a party! After Lady M had worked off her enormous lunch, she started doing some martial arts sparring……..in the nude! An image which shall long endure in my mind! Lady X opened the door to let us out to see the maid standing there looking confused at Lady X’s attire. Finally, when we were walking through the car park, I rang Lady X to ask her to wave goodbye from her window. However, we could not see her as we were confused as to where the room was. She replied she was “On the Roof”, which alarmed us, but meant she was over the entrance canopy. When we could finally see her, she flashed us……..and half of the car park too!
Admittedly, some of these moments were funny to us alone, caught up in the giddiness of a fun meeting, but it just goes to show, sex does not have to be serious! Whoever said it did? This is why I wanted to blog on the subject, as I always aim to have a laugh with the ladies I see. Life’s too serious, so a little light relief does everyone a power of good, doesn’t it?
We are already talking about our next “Posse Party”, but we will all need to compose ourselves first, set some new ground rules over equanimity and the equality of refreshments, as well as ensuring to check the contents of Lady X’s bags more thoroughly. It is a sad day indeed when I was perhaps the most serious and sensible member of a group, a state of affairs which I cannot allow to persist!
Dedicated to my two “special” friends: You crack me up and make every meeting an event! Thank you! CPx